Happy Guts and Wheels Glory Course brings you complete 3D vehicles to perform stunts! Are you a crazy and a dangerous ramp stuntman? Try not to murder the Yang family too many times, I’m not sure how much more they can take.Happy Guts and Wheels Glory offers an exhilarating mix of amazing tracks. But if you were a Happy Wheels fan, and want in on the 3D conversion, just buy it. The biggest issue I have is the asking price. Graphically it’s nothing to write home about, and the music soon gets repetitive, but that’s what the PC master race is all about – get Spotify or those FLAC albums on in the background. Multiplayer would make a fantastic addition, running over your mate on a bike whilst you’re on a moped? Pushing his kid off the bike onto a saw? Fantastic fun. You probably won’t sit and play for hours on end – unless you’re a bit weird – but that’s not what it’s for. If you can’t already tell, Guts and Glory is just a good laugh. Don’t look at me like that, this is the real world. Some fan favourites of Happy Wheels don’t seem to have been migrated yet, unfortunately I was looking forward to Taken 3, where the evil pedo kidnaps your child at the beginning with a giant fork. As is the case with the official levels, your time is submitted when (or if) you manage to finish the level onto a global leaderboard. You can either go into Steam Workshop, or use the in-game browser, sort by votes, and try the best rated ones. Watch out world, I don’t take any prisoners.įortunately, once you get through these there are community created levels available, which you can contribute to yourself. Naturally, I tend to choose the shit over the others, although I’m quite partial to an orange cone. There’s a sombrero, bomb shelter style helmet and a piece of shit that looks exactly like the emoji. You get some unlockables for going through them, which are just different hats. Particularly when you don’t want to floor it, for fear of driving off the edge of a cliff.įor the determined, you’ll probably get through these after a couple of hours. I tried playing with the keyboard, but it’s a bit too fiddly at times, so I switched to my Xbox One controller which gave me more control. Does that make me a little psychotic? Taking screenshots as the guts of my character’s son leak onto the road after being hit by a lorry? It’s bringing a smile to my face already.Īs you’d expect, the official levels provided by HakJak Productions are pretty simple to begin with, as you familiarise yourself with attempting to avoid dying. It is the exact definition of sadistic and totally off the wall insane, which is why it hits such a mark with me. Each level has its own assortment of strategically-placed explosives on the floor, or giant logs spinning around and around at breakneck speeds. Shame Father Christmas isn’t in for the ride though to dish presents to the innumerable corpses. Their aim is to finish the level in the fastest time possible, hopefully intact. You have pretty much the same set of characters: Man and child on a bike Earl the drunken redneck on a four-wheeled moped the Yang family in a convertible Larry in some rocket chair Jack and Jill, with Jill being pulled along in a little trailer Zoe on a motorbike Pedro with two dodgy potential Mexicans on the back and Junior on a hoverboard. Welcome to Guts and Glory! If you’ve ever played the Flash game Happy Wheels, this is instantly familiar. This isn’t the Alton Towers ride of nightmares, oh no. It’s gonna be al-SHIT bomb, swerve oh FUCK KID I’M SO SORRY, swerve again FUUUUUUCCKKK my ARM IS GONE. C’mon, HOLD TIGHT BACK THERE KID, WE’RE GOING IN…must keep my head low. Give myself a little boost…God this bike is slow. Reviews // 4th Sep 2018 - 5 years ago // By James Martin Guts and Glory Review
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